Insults. Geek style.

Posted By on Oct 10, 2013 | 0 comments


Is your office space a collective of jocks that need to be brought down to size with an intelligent insult or comeback? These insults and comebacks will leave them scratching their heads. And if your geeky chat up lines missed their mark, one of these will test whether that gal or guy is intelligent enough for you to pursue further.

These are some of my top favourites! Some you may recognise from popular films and television series, like Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Firefly, Doctor Who, Star Trek.

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2. You were right. That must be a novel experience for you.

3. You’re so dense, light bends around you.

4. You are about one bit short of a byte.

5. You’re like a trained ape, only without the training.

6. You’re so stupid, you think a thesaurus is a monster from Jurassic Park.

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